Copland '99

Copland '99 is a mission in the mod.

Objectives

 * Go home and get changed into something classier


 * Drive to the trailer by the lake


 * Enter the detective's car


 * Take the car back to Trey's house

Script
''Neil walks into Trey's backyard and finds him practicing ninja kicks. Once Nei talks, Trey directs his attention to him''

Neil: The ankle's healing well, it looks like.

Trey: Yeah, those Chinese guys sure know how to fix you right up. Anyway, here's another thing for 'ya if you got a minute.

Neil: I'm sure I can fit it into my schedule, seeing as I got fired.

Trey: Shit, sorry to hear that. I guess I could make this worth your while then.

Neil: Alright, I'm all ears.

Trey: Right, so, these detectives are in town investigating that trailer by the lake you helped us steal back from. Why're they important? They got information on some dude who's got a bigass house way far out in the country, cagey fucker, too.

Neil: What's he do?

Trey: Nothing fancy, just operates powertools all hours of the night, sorta like a circular saw, which is wierd because I never saw any lumber or anything going into the house, so-

Neil: *Interrupting Trey* Alright, alright, forget I asked. How do you want me going about this?

Trey: One of the detectives there might have some files on him in his car, so dress up nice, act the part on the scene, find his car, and bring it to me.

Neil: Dress up nice?

Trey: Yeah. You know, cut the mullet, shave the mustache, look yourself look presentable, not like you just came back from a Van Halen concert from 1978.

Neil: I'm not shaving anything, pal-

Trey: Then do you have any suits or anything fancy looking? Put that on, and hope nobody clocks you.

Neil: Alright, I'll see you about.

Neil walks away

''The player gains control of Neil. The player is instructed to drive to Neil's trailer and put on a Formal Suit''

''The player puts on a Formal Suit. The player is then instructed to drive to the trailer by the lake''

''The player arrives at the trailer by the lake. Upon arrival, the player is instructed to enter the detective's car that is parked there. Near the car, a detective is talking with one of the officers''

Officer: Thanks for coming out here to help us with this case-

Detective: Yeah, alright. Look, just get to the point, I could've either stayed at home on my day off or come all the way out here and do something about gang violence just for a few extra bucks.

Officer: Right, so all we have to go on is that there's this trailer here that some hikers came across, dead bodies everywhere, blood, looks like it got ransacked.

Detective: And there's no leads?

Officer: The car matches the description of the same car that's been in a few robberies around here, but that's about it-

Detective: There's a car?

Officer: Yeah.

Detective: And you never thought to run the plates!?

Officer: It-it didn't come to me at first-

Detective: Run the plates, find out who it got registered to! Goddamn, you hick folks are fucking idiots. Does anyone here know where I can get a damn coffee!? I can't deal with this shit this early!

''Once the player takes the detective's car, the player is then instructed to drive it back to Trey's house. Upon stealing the car, the detective yells out to the others as he shoots at his car''

Detective: Someone's stealing my car! Are you dumb hick fucks gonna do anything about it!?

''The player arrives at Trey's house. Upon arrival, a short cutscene occurs''

Neil exits the car as Trey walks over to it and enters it, talking to Neil as he does so

Trey: Holy shit, you actually went and got it. Thanks man, now I'm gonna take it somewhere secluded, get the files, and torch it.

Neil: How about my pay?

Trey: Ah, I almost forgot.

''Trey hands Neil a dollar bill through the window. Trey backs out of his driveway and drives away as he calls out to Neil''

Trey: For your troubles and all that, don't spend it all in one place!

Mission Passed