The Car Job

The Car Job is a mission in the mod.

Objectives

 * Get in the truck


 * Block the rural road


 * Protect the car from police
 * Shoot down the police helicopter

Script
Neil walks up to Will's house as Lis, Trey, and Will are walking out

Will: Hello, Neil.

Trey: *Same time as Will* Yo, man.

Neil: Hey, alright. So, we're ready to do this?

Will: Yeah, the plan is that you take that grain truck you brought over and block it...

Will unfolds a map and points at a spot on it for Neil

Will: ...right there, see?

Neil: Yeah-

Will: Yeah, alright. So, you park the truck across the road to block the armored car as it makes it way while Lis, Trey and I follow behind in Lis' car. When the armored car's stopped by your truck, we ambush from the back while you ambush from the front...you got a rifle?

Neil: What kind?

Will: One second.

Will walks into his mansion as Lis speaks to him

Lis: Anyway, long story short, we get the cash, we all pile into my car, and we split it out.

Neil: Then what?

Lis: You get more money, I get more money, Trey gets more money-

Trey: Hell yeah!

Lis: *Over Trey* And I get more money. Then Will gets more money, gonna start some shipping business from what I understand.

''Will walks back outside with an M70 for Neil. Neil examines the gun as Will speaks''

Will: That there's an M70. Iron sights, six hundred rounds a minute, designed in the Soviet Union and produced in Yugoslavia-

Trey: None of those countries exist anymore!

Will: Yeah...so anyway, Neil, we get the cash-

Neil: It's alright, Lis filled me in.

Will: Alright, so, I guess me and the kids're gonna tail the van from the bank, we'll meet you at that road.

Neil examines the rifle further as Lis, Trey, and Will walk ofscreen, with Lis & Trey talking amongst themselves

Lis: Did he really call us "the kids"?

Trey: Hey, at least he'd make a better dad than mine.

''The player gains control of Neil. The player is instructed to get in the truck''

''The player gets into the truck. After getting into the truck, the player is instructed to block the rural road''

''The player blocks the rural road. Upon arrival, a short cutsene occurs''

Neil is in the cab of the truck, putting the gear into "park" as he looks out the side window and talks to himself

Neil: Now we play the waiting game...waiting it out...any minute now...

The scene then cuts to Neil sleeping on the steering wheel of the truck as Lis runs up to the side of the truck and bangs on the window, waking him up

Lis: Hey-wake up, you fucking hippie! Want us to leave you here!?

Neil: *Over Lis* Wait, ah goddamnit!

Neil grabs his rifle, exits the truck and runs over to Lis' car and gets into the rear passenger seat as police sirens are heard in the distance

''The player gains control of Neil. The player is instructed to protect the car from the police as Lis escapes the police, similar to Reuniting the Families from SA. During the escape, a conversation erupts''

Neil: Nice car you got here, this a Willard?

Will: Don't change the subject Neil, you fell asleep on the job!

Neil: Hey, for one, I was waiting a good long while for you folks to show up, and two, you guys got the money, didn't you?

Will: Yeah, we got it all. Could've used with your help, though.

Neil: I was asleep!

Will: You didn't hear all that shooting outside!?

Neil: I'm a heavy sleeper!

Will: That's a strange place to sleep-

Lis: Hey, can you guys just shut up already while I try to get us out of here? Good god!

Will: Lots of cops out here, speaking of, what's the deal with that?

Trey: It's the miltarization of law enforcement-

Neil: No it isn't, you dolt! It's probably all that crime that's been going down, all that biker crime, that shootout at the drive-in, all that shit!

Trey: Big trouble in small town America, right?

Neil, Will, & Lis: Shut up, Trey!

Lis: I'm trying to drive, for fuck's sake! Also Neil, get these damn cops off my parent's car, I don't know how I'm gonna explain their car getting shot to hell-

Trey: With all the money you're getting from this, you might as well buy them a new one!

Lis: Oh yeah, those new Sentinels look nice-hell, might even get an Opus shipped over from Europe-

Will: I can help you with that-

Lis: Then we're going offroading!

''Lis sharply turns the wheel and drives the car through a field. A new objective pops up on the screen, "Shoot down the police helicopter", 'as the conversation continues''

Will: What the fuck're you doing?

Lis: Going offroad, gonna wreck this old piece of shit-

Neil: It's thirteen years old! It's as old as a junior high student!

Trey: What's "Junior High"?

Neil: Forget it!

''The player shoots down the police helicopter. After doing so, a cutscene occurs''

''Lis drives the car into a ditch, stopping it with a jolt. Lis laughs to herself as Will yells out''

Will: Holy shit!

Neil: You think that was all of them?

Will: Yeah. Might as well split up then, give you all your cuts before they come looking here.

The four exit the car as Will puts a duffelbag on the trunk and the four crowd around it as Will hands each of them their cuts

Will: Here's yours...*hands Trey his cut*...here's yours, *hands Lis her cut*...and here's yours, Mr. Sandman. *hands Neil his cut* Now, I suggest we all split up, cops are gonna be looking for a group. Also, Lis, you car's stuck-

Lis: No shit, tell me something I don't know.

Will: You don't know that cops are gonna trace your car back to you, leaving your plates on the car, right? I'd take them off if I were you.

<p style="text-align: center;">Lis looks back to her car and starts meddling with the license plates as Neil, Trey, and Will walk away

<p style="text-align: center;">Mission passed