Break A Leg

Break a Leg is a mission in the mod

Objectives

 * Find a vehicle


 * Pick up Trey
 * Look for a hospital


 * Drive to the Chinese Takeaway

Script
''Neil walks up to Trey's house and finds Trey standing on the Roof, fiddling at the attic window of his house. Neil calls up to him, which gets his attention''

Neil: Hey, Trey!

Trey: Oh, hey Neil!

Neil: Uh...hey.

Trey: Yeah. How goes it?

Neil: I was gonna ask you something...but...what're you doing up there?

Trey: Well...you see, it's kind of a long story-

Neil: I've got time.

Neil crosses his arms as Trey continues to speak

Trey: Right, well, I heard online that the IAA is keeping drones at the air force base up north from here, so I bought all this tin foil from the store, right? I was gonna glue it to the roof here so like, if a drone flies overhead, the sun'll reflect off the tin foil and burn up the drone when it pointed it's camera on it, but it turns out I left my glue inside, so I was gonna go down and get it and, well, I kinda locked myself out of my house.

Neil: That's funny.

Trey: Yeah, I'm a comedian.

Neil: Right...stay there, I'll find a ladder-

Trey: No, no, don't get a ladder. I'll jump down.

Neil: Ho...hold up. You're gonna jump down?

Trey: Fuck yeah! Real ninjas do that all the time, and I'm a ninja-

Neil: No, you're a conspiracy theorist who watched too many movies.

Trey: What?

Neil: Nothing. Look, just stay there, I'll get a ladder, you can climb down-

Trey: No, I'll jump down and land on both my feet! Hell, I might even do a barrel roll while I'm at it-

Neil: *Interrupting Trey* No-Trey, no. You're gonna break your legs or something-

Trey: No I won't-

Neil: Yes you will.

Trey: Watch me.

T''rey jumps off the roof and ends up falling onto the front lawn. Trey screams in pain as Neil casually walks over to him and kneels over next to him''

Neil: What's the matter, broke your legs?

Trey: No...my ankle's twisted...fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Neil: Told you-

Trey: Fuck that!

Neil: Need a ride to the hospital?

Trey: There's a hospital around here?

Neil: Gotta be.

''The player gains control of Neil. The player is instructed to find a vehicle''

''The player finds a vehicle. After finding a vehicle, the player is instructed to pick up Trey, who limps over to the vehicle''

''Trey enters the vehicle. The player is then instructed to find the hospital. During the drive, a conversation erupts''

Neil: That was really stupid-

Trey: It wasn't stupid!

Neil: You jumped off the roof after I offered to get you a ladder. If anything, it's your own damn fault-

Trey: Of course it's my own fault. I didn't practice enough.

Neil: If you want to jump off stuff, get a...uh...zipline, or a parachute-

Trey: I don't need no parachute. Because I'm a fucking ninja!

Neil: You're not a ninja-

Trey: Don't question the way of the ninja. I am a ninja! I am a walker of the shadows! A warrior of the night! I can karate chop you head in and smoke your life like a cigar-

Neil: *Laughs* When you get your heads out of the clouds, I'll be right here on Earth. Now where's the hospital?

Trey: Three towns over-

Neil: What?

Trey: Yeah, crazy far away, right?

Neil: Well shit, you want me to drive you all the way there?

Trey: No-no, just drop me off at the Chinese Takeaway out in the strip mall.

''The mission objective changes to "Drive to the Chinese Takeaway". During the drive, the conversation continues''

Neil: You sure you want me to drop you off at the Chinese place?

Trey: Yeah.

Neil: What're they gonna do for you?

Trey: Eat that crazyass food of theirs, you know, magical Chinese stuff. If they can make a Chicken taste like an orange, surley they can do something to help with my ankle.

Neil: Alright, whatever you say, "ninja".

''The player arrives at the takeaway. Upon arrival, a short cutscene occurs''

Neil and Trey are sitting in the parked vehicle

Neil: You want me to make sure you get in okay?

Trey: Thanks, but no thanks, Neil. If I can get something hooked up from my roof to the basement, I'm sure I can check myself in. Later on, amigo.

Trey exits the vehicle and limps into the store as Neil calls out to him

Neil: But you can't even remember to find a way down once you get up!

Mission Passed