Neil's Quotes

When Carjacking

 * Sorry buddy, I gotta borrow this!


 * You have insurance, right?


 * Don't worry, your car's in good company!


 * Take a hike, buddy!
 * You don't wanna carpool with me!


 * It's just a car!
 * Wanna be the victim of a robbery or murder?


 * This is a robbery, don't make it a homocide!


 * This is a carjacking, don't make it a murder!


 * Forgive me, it's an ugly world!


 * I need this more than you do!


 * My need is greater than yours!


 * Don't be a hero, come on!

Gets into car collision

 * Fucker!


 * Watch it, fucker!


 * Sorry about that!


 * You gave me wiplash, pigfucker!


 * Stay off the road!
 * Get off the goddamn road!


 * What license do you have, hunting license!?


 * Where'd you get your license from, a ceral box!?


 * Check your eyes!


 * Oh, shit!


 * Goddamnit!


 * Yield, dammit!


 * Move it, people!


 * Check your mirrors!

Threatens someone with a gun

 * This ain't your day!


 * This ain't your lucky day!


 * Locked and loaded!


 * It's loaded!


 * You think I'm a clown?


 * Rule one, never run in front of the gun!


 * I got a right to bear arms!
 * You ever see one of these before?
 * Make a move, I dare you!
 * I've used these before, don't worry!
 * You think I'm scared of using this!?

Fighting

 * You fight like you look - stupid!
 * Come on, I'm a professional!
 * I used to be in the army!
 * I'm a vet!
 * Go airborne!
 * Airborne!
 * I learned this in the army!
 * You hick piece of shit!
 * You better run away, I'm a vet!
 * You think you're tough!? Do 'ya!?
 * You think I can't take you, you fucking punk!?

Picking up money

 * Mind if I have this?


 * Killed and then robbed? This ain't your day.


 * This ain't going to your funeral, bud.


 * You don't need this where you're going.


 * To the victor, the spoils.


 * The spoils of battle, ain't it grand?


 * Either you or me

On Fire

 * Put me out-put me out!


 * Stop, drop, and roll! Stop, drop, and-*Screams*
 * *Series of many short screams*


 * *Screams*
 * *Long scream*
 * *Long scream, followed by loud inhale, followed by another long scream*

Being chased by Police

 * Give me a break, I was in the service!
 * I served my country, now back off!
 * You'd better hope I don't turn around!


 * I ain't got time for games!


 * Shouldn't you be beating up minorities?


 * You don't wanna make me angry!


 * Fuck off, pigs!


 * Don't cross me!


 * What!? Do I have a donut in my pocket!?


 * Help! I'm a victim of police brutality!


 * Hey! I'm being hassled by the pigs!


 * *Makes "Oinking" sounds*


 * Here, piggy, piggy, piggy!


 * Run, piggy, run!

Gets Arrested

 * Don't you pigs have anything better to do?


 * I'll just pay bail in a few hours!


 * I fought my country, now what're you guys fighting for again?


 * You caught me. You guys want cash, credit, or check?


 * Still take bribes?


 * What, out of donuts?


 * You pigs just got lucky!
 * If I was as fit as I was when I was in the service, I wouldn't be here!


 * Guess what, this isn't for a DUI this time!
 * This wasn't for DUI! Ain't y'all proud?

Entering dancing minigame at rave

 * Think I'm an old man, still?


 * I may be an old man, but this old man can dance!


 * Bring it on, kid, I still got some tricks!


 * Let's get down tonight, yeah?


 * This is like a disco but without less rollerskates and more drugs, know what I mean?


 * No discoball? Alright, I can get used to these glowsticks.


 * Slave to the rave! That's what you kids are saying, right?


 * Who's hardcore? I'm hardcore!

Singing

 * Do a little dance...make a little love...get down tonight-yeah!


 * Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today-yeah!


 * Na na na na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye!


 * Shadow lay, shadow lie, shadow play, shadow die!


 * And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again, you would never break the chain!


 * Don't go around tonight, well, it's bound to take your life, there's a bathroom on the right-wait, that ain't right.


 * Elles ont la couleur de ses grands yeux, La couleur des jours heureux-how do I know French?
 * Oh, Arnold Layne, it's not the same, takes two to know, two to know-two to know!
 * Oh...such a perfect day, I'm glad I spent it with you!
 * I close my eyes, only for a minute and the minute's gone.

LSD Banter

 * You...you gotta be at peace with God, like, whatever you see him to be...'cause we all got a right to be here and all, man...even if it ain't clear to us and all, we all got a right to be here...no less than the-the trees...and the stars...and...shit. We all got a right to be here and all! The universe is unfolding right as it should...and I'm cool with it.


 * I-I-I should be very very careful in my business, whole lotta thieves and shysters out there. But not everyone's mean, no. We all got high and good ideas...ideals...ideal ideas. The world's full of...good ideas. Business is a very, very valuable possession in these changing fortunes of...of time, yeah.


 * I just had the best dream the other night that...that-that I saw some bomber jet riding up shotgun in the sky, and then right before my eyes - bam! Just turns into a...a...a pretty little butterfly, man, I mean wow. Why is that? Who fuckin' knows, man, is it just the time of year? Oh, or-or maybe it's the time of man, right? That's a little spooky right there.


 * I am a man...or am I? I'm nothing but...flesh, bone-wait, no. No, I'm not flesh and bone. I am stardust, golden, billion year-old carbon going all relaxing, on my way back to the garden. But I'm caught in the devil's bargain...but is that devil real?


 * Being in the army was...horror..the horror! The horror of...war, yes, the horror of war. That was my nightmare, running through the jungle in 1983...right before Christmas. Would I see my family again and be home for...Christmas? No I wasn't, my first...yeah, first Christmas away from home. I didn't spend it in front of my fireplace, no, I spent it running through the jungle...just as my father did in World War Two, Holland...Holland? Netherlands? What's it really called?


 * I think I was a good soldier...I think, I hope. Army airborne, raising hell over Grenada, I think I did pretty good, boots on the ground...like, yeah, all that army stuff. Radio telephone operator, that was a good deal going on, yeah, yeah...no, I wasn't a good soldier, Carlton died...and Barber got shot...Dan, he lost his legs, poor Dan. He had, like, a wife and kids and all that back in...where was he from? Alabama or...Alaska, one of those states. I-I-I should see Dan, see what he's up to.


 * When I was growing up, like a young...Christian Gentleman, I thought if I died in an evil place, my soul...wouldn't make it into Heaven. But fast forward, running through the jungles, I'm...I'm thinking to myself that if I die, I won't care wherever it goes, just so long as it ain't running around that...that damned jungle.


 * Why do people laugh at me? I wouldn't think...people would have anything to laugh at me for, I-I fought for my country and...and raised a good daughter and all...but...why do they make fun of me? Is it because of my, my mullet? My mustache, man, is it because of the music I like? It can't be of the music, is it? *Sings off key similar to Chef in "Apocolypse Now"* "I can't get no-ooo...satisfaction!" Satisfaction...that's gotta be why, people don't like satisfaction...everybody wants to bring everybody down and that's...that's a bummer.


 * People just hate my mullet...and mustache...and I don't know why, I think it looks quite...quite nice. People think I'm obsessed with...with the 1970's, but no...no I am not. I only grow this because the army, army always told me what to do. "Myall, stand straight, don't forget your reserve, cut your hair you filthy hippie", and so on and so on! The army cut my long hair after I joined, went from...they cut my long hair! The army cut my long hair! Now I'm my own barber! But people...they laugh at me for it.


 * I want to see America...because I can't find it anywhere else because...because my whole life I either lived here in this little town, or in Washington, or wherever the army told me to live...I want to find America! But...but it don't make no difference what city it is, all cities look the same to me. Concrete grids, skyscraper towers, mean people...that's why I like it out here, a long, long way away from a city, and I wouldn't have it any other way.


 * I always liked growing up, like every Sunday after church, my dad took me out to the station and watch the trains go by with me...and that was fun. His...his old car, I wonder if he still has it...no, no he don't. It was a nice...nice looking vintage 1965 Regina. Well, it...it wasn't vintage back then, but it sure would be a vintage now. Would I be a vintage? Am I vintage? I'm only 39...that's not vintage...I'm not vintage at all, I'm just mediocre.


 * I don't know why-why-why when I was growing up, people asked what I liked, and I said hunting and trains, and they all laughed at me. Why-why did they laugh at me, because I liked trains? There's nothing...nothing at all wrong with trains at all, just going down to your room and watching your little train set go, the...the tunnel comes...and then the tunnel goes...and then the bends, oh boy, listening to them little diesels whine as they go around the bend...man, what fun. Roll on, little trains.


 * Why...why am I on this? Why did I just take this...pot? I never took pot growing up...much...fuck this, fuck these drugs, fuck this life, fuck everything. I wanted to make a career out of the military, serve many a good time overseas fighting for my country, dying for my country, honors and all...my dad sure would've been proud of me..."Here lies Neil Myall, with shoulders strong enough to carry the nation, but gentle enough to place his child on if he comes back alive"...I never had kids...my brother does but...but he ain't right in the head.