...The Hash

...The Hash is a mission in the mod.

Objectives

 * Go to the rave


 * Keep the van from getting destroyed


 * Drop it off at Will's Mansion

Script
''Neil is watching television in his trailer. Suddenly, his phone rings. He answers it and Will is on the other end''

Neil: Hello?

Will: Neil, it's Will.

Neil: Will, how goes it?

Will: Alright. You wouldn't happen to know anything about raves or anything, would you?

Neil: I know a bit about where they are, why?

Will: Excellent. I heard that there's a van at one of them that has at least half a million dollars worth of drugs in it-

Neil: Half a million?

Will: Right, that's a lot. So I was thinking, if you could go to the rave, get it, and bring it my way, I can find a buyer for them and we split it right down the middle. What do you say?

Neil: Do bears shit in the woods?

Will: What?

Neil: I mean, yeah, I'm in. You don't joke around much, do you?

Will: Once we get this money, we'll have all the time to laugh.

Neil: Alright, I'll get it and bring it your way.

Neil hangs up

''The player gains control of Neil. The player is instructed to go to the rave''

''The player arrives at the rave. Upon arrival, a short cutscene plays''

''Neil walks into the rave and finds the van. Neil is about to walk up to it until he is stopped by a group of ravers''

Raver 1: Look at this old guy!

Raver 2: Yeah, look at his mullet and shit, looks like a fucking pornstar or a 1980's European football player-

Raver 1: Shut up Gerald, you're getting too specific again. Anyway, what're you doing here, old man?

Neil: Oh, I'm-I'm fixing to dance.

Raver 1: Oh yeah? You? Dance?

Neil: Yeah, what's the matter? Don't think I can dance? Wait, what am I saying?

''Neil pushes the raver onto the ground as he runs over to the van, enters it, and drives away. As he does so, the other ravers help the downed one back up in the background as Raver 2 yells out to everyone''

Raver 2: That guy's taking the stuff! Stop him!

''The player gains control of Neil. The player is instructed to keep the van from getting destroyed by pursuing ravers in their cars. During the chase, Neil calls Will on the cell phone''

Neil: Hey Will, I got the van.

Will: Alright, so now we just gotta unload it.

Neil: Alright, got any idea on where?

Will: Man, hold on a second. I gotta call you back.

Will hangs up on Neil

Neil: Dammit!

A minute later, Neil calls Will back

Neil: Will, I got a bunch of angry ravers, many of which are on drugs, chasing after me. If you could tell me where to put it, that'd be nice-

Will: Drop it off at my place, I'll pick it up once I get back from this meeting.

Neil: Finally, thank you.

''The player drops the van off at Will's mansion. When the player is nearing the mansion, any remaining pursuers stop chasing Neil''

Once the player arrives at the mansion, a short cutscene of Neil parking the van in the front, exits, and walking away plays

Mission Passed