Euro Trip

Euro Trip is a mission in the mod.

Objectives

 * Meet Trey & Lis at the strip mall


 * Take them to Will's mansion


 * Escape the suburbs with Will
 * Climb over the fence

Script
During regular gameplay, Neil gets a phone call from Will

Will: Neil, it's Will. You know where Breakfast in America is, right?

Neil: Yeah, I'm familiar. What's up?

Will: I've got a proposition for you, if you wanna come by and talk about it, I'm right in there.

Neil: Sure, yeah. I'll swing by if you like.

Will: Wonderful, see you shortly.

''The mission "Euro Trip" is now available at Breakfast in America. After entering the diner, the opening cutscene occurs''

''Neil walks into the diner and looks around. Will waves him over to his booth, where he's eating food. Neil walks over and sits across from Will as they speak''

Will: Glad to see you could make it.

Neil: I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Will chuckles

Neil: Anyway, what've you got?

Will: Have you ever travelled abroad before?

Neil: Other than when I was with the army, nope.

Will: Ahh, alright. Anyway, I was wondering that, well, now that we seem to be partners now, if you'd be interested in coming with me to Germany to sell that stuff, especially seeing as when we tried to sell it here, it got busted.

Neil: "We"?

Will: Yes, "we". You haven't sold me down the river yet or ran out on me, so I guess that makes us a team, right?

Neil: A team, yeah. Anyway, you want me to go to Germany with you?

Will: Yes. All expenses paid, my treat. We go there, give them the stuff, maybe do some sightseeing, and come back rich men.

Neil: And just the two of us?

Will: Yes, unless you have any objections.

Neil: Not really, other than those two kids I've worked with before.

Will: Kids?

Neil: Not actual kids, just young. They were there when I broke into your place a while ago-

Will: Ah, them. What do they have to offer us?

Neil: One of them, Lis, she's good with cars, driving, all that jazz. Does street racing in her spare time. The other's Trey, good with computers.

Will thinks for a few seconds

Will: I could add some more people to the band. Sure, round them up and bring them over to my place for the briefing.

Neil: Alright, sounds like a plan.

''Neil gets up from the booth and walks out of the diner. The scene then cuts to Neil standing outside, talking on his cell phone to Lis''

Lis: Hello?

Neil: Lis, it's Neil. I got a guy you and Trey might want to meet and give you a job, want me to pick you folks up somewhere?

Lis: As long as it doesn't involve any heavy lifting, I'm all for it. Sure, we're at the strip mall.

Neil: Alright, I'm on my way.

''Neil hangs up as the player gains control of Neil. The player is instructed to pick up Trey & Lis at the strip mall''

''The player picks up Trey & Lis, who automatically enter Neil's vehicle. The player is then instructed to take them to Will's mansion. During the drive, a conversation erupts''

Lis: Neil Myall in the flesh, how goes it?

Neil: Been doing good, how about yourselves?

Lis: Nothing much, just the regular. Raves, ninja shit, just living for today and all that stuff.

Trey: Anyway, who's this guy you want us to meet?

Neil: Remember the guy whose house we tried to break into? The two of you ran off, I stayed behind?

Trey: Yeah?

Neil: Yeah, it's him.

Trey: What?

Neil: Yeah, look, I know it sounds weird but long story short, he's looking for extra hands for a job over in Europe, and I mentioned you two, seeing as you're good with computers and Lis, you're good behind the wheel and all.

Trey: But will he try to whack us for trying to break into his house, though, that's the question.

Neil: He hasn't whacked me, so I reckon he's not gonna whack you.

Trey: But Neil, man, what if you're being led into a trap-

Neil: So what? Even if I am, it's the three of us against him, so calm down, ain't nothing bad gonna happen.

''The player arrives at Will's mansion. Upon arrival, a short cutscene occurs''

''Neil, Trey, and Lis walk up to Will, who is inspecting a van parked in his driveway. As Neil calls out to him, Will directs his attention to him. Lis & Trey shake Will's hand as Neil makes the introductions''

Neil: Will, this here's the two kids I've been telling you about. This here's Lis, anything you gotta know about racing and stuff, she's your girl. And this is Trey, best guy I know about computers and the internet and stuff.

Will: Pleasure to meet you folks. Did Neil fill you guys in yet?

Lis: All we heard was that you were looking for extra hands for a job in Europe. I love Europe myself, got some of the best techno in the history of forever. Hell, I think Trey's Dutch going by his name-

Trey: Van Boven, yea-

Lis: Yeah. So, I mean yeah, if you ever need anything in Europe, I ain't doing nothing. Trey, how about you?

Trey: Anything to get out of the country, see how the world runs things.

Lis: There you go, yeah.

Will: And Neil...you have no objections this?

Neil: Hell, let's get paid!

Will: Great, everyone load in, I'm driving.

''Neil, Lis, & Trey get into Will's van as Will gets into the driver seat. As the camera focuses on the van going down the driveway, Will speaks to the others as his voice fades out''

Will: So, I got a private plane out at the airport an hour or so from here down the interstate. Given that, we'll be able to take that and fly ourselves, along with our drugs, over to France. From there, we'll cross the border to...*voice fades out*

''The scene then opens up on Will, Neil, Lis, and Trey standing in a parking lot with the caption "Some subrubs outside of Essen, Germany, 5:45 PM". Neil and Will are talking among each other as they four of them stand nearby a parked van. Lis is looking visibly frustrated as they talk''

Neil: *fading in*...and that was back in 1977. So, not only did I have my M16 and all that other infantry stuff, but I also had a twenty-pound radio on my back. So not only I had to make sure my gun wasn't jammed and I wasn't dead, but I also had to make sure my radio was watertight, and doing manuvers in Panama, that ain't easy-

Lis: *Interrupting Neil* Hey! Shut the fuck up! If I wanted to sit around and listen to war stories, I would've went to college! Jesus Christ, we've been sitting here for over an hour, Will's guy ain't even showed up yet!

Will: That's what I've been thinking too, surely he must be around, we're the only ones here...speak of the devil, I think this is them.

''A black sedan pulls up next to them as a window rolls down. Will turns to Neil and addresses them as he walks over to the car''

Will: I think this is them, hold up.

Will walks up to the driver window and leans into the car

Will: Bernd?

Bernd: Ja, Will? (Yes, Will?)

Will: Na gut, das Geld Sie? (Alright, you got the money?)

''Bernd walks out of the sedan and over to the trunk of the sedan to open the trunk. Bernd opens the trunk and the camera pans over to reveal duffel bags of money''

Bernd: Nichts als Zehner und Zwanziger, verwendet.. (Nothing but tens and twenties, used)

Will: Ja. *To Neil* Get the drugs out while I sort through the money.

Neil: *To Lis & Trey* Y'all heard him.

''Neil and Trey open up the doors of the rear of the van. As they continue with the deal, the camera cuts to a group of police officers on the other side of the street, sneaking behind some parked cars, as the conversation continues in the background''

Lis: Is it just me, or do all these German guys sound the same?

Trey: Yeah, I've been thinking that too. Sorta weird, you know?

Lis: Maybe we sound weird to them.

Neil: That's something you two should ask Will once we get back to the hotel. That it?

<p style="text-align: center;">One police officer motions hand signals to the other officers as the scene then cuts to Will, Neil, Trey, and Lis putting on the duffelbags of money as Bernd puts the drugs in the trunk of his car and drives away

Will: Well, we finally got what we came for, money. Now, let's get back to the hotel and get ready to go back-

<p style="text-align: center;">Suddenly the police officers get out of the cover of the parked cars and point their guns at the four. As they do so, the four of them run behind the van and take cover behind it as the police yells out to them

Officer: Halt! Hände hoch! ''*Stop! Hands up!*''

Neil: Fuck, who followed us!?

Will: Leave the van, I got an idea!

<p style="text-align: center;">''The player gains control of Neil. The player is instructed to follow Will and keep him covered as he fights the police and runs down the streets with Trey and Lis. During so, a short conversation erupts''

Lis: You think the cops followed that guy of yours?

Neil: Hell, we were sitting in that parking lot for a good while, they could've clocked us right quick-

Will: Shut the fuck up, let me think!

Lis: Think!? We're being chased by the cops through some suburbs in a foreign country, I think we got more to worry about than just thinking about who followed who!

Trey: She's got a point!

Will: It ain't foreign to me!

<p style="text-align: center;">After making through some streets, and killing a group of German officers, Will directs the three through a house's yard

Will: Through this guy's yard!

<p style="text-align: center;">''After making it into the yard, the player is instructed to climb over the fence with the others. After doing so, a short cutscene occurs''

<p style="text-align: center;">Once the four climb over the fence into someone else's yard, they run out onto the street, with Will running out to them as they do so

Will: Alright people, let's find a car before they clock us!

<p style="text-align: center;">Neil runs over to a parked station wagon, only to pull the door handle and find that it's locked

Neil: This door's locked-

Trey: What?

Neil: It's locked, I guess they don't leave their doors unlocked like they do back home-

<p style="text-align: center;">Suddenly, Lis smashes the window open with a rock, and gets in, hotwiring it as she yells out to the others

Lis: Get in, I'm wiring this car up!

<p style="text-align: center;">''Shortly after they all enter, the car starts. Lis backs out of the driveway and pulls onto the street as a police car passes them. The four of them nervously look at the cop car as it passes them. After it passes them, they all cheer and drive away, with Trey yelling out to all of them as the scene fades out''

Trey: Viva Las Venturas, baby! Wooo!

<p style="text-align: center;">The scene opens back up on Neil walking into his bedroom and dropping the duffelbag into his closet, muttering to himself

Neil: It's good to be back home.

<p style="text-align: center;">Mission Passed

Extra dialogue
<p style="text-align: center;">During the shootout, Neil will yell out these unique lines to the police officers


 * I'm ain't going to jail in this country!
 * If I get arrested, call the embassy!
 * I'm not dying in Europe!
 * Go home to your kids, you don't want to die here!
 * Stop shooting-wait, you can't understand us!
 * You aren't getting between me and this cash!
 * I earned this fucking cash!