G.A.Y.

G.A.Y. is a mission in the mod

Objectives

 * Enter Lis' station wagon
 * Drive to the mansion
 * Kill the guards


 * Climb up the wall

Script
''The scene opens up on Trey's backyard with Trey and Lis looking over some files on a table. Suddenly, Neil walks into the backyard ''

Neil: Anything good going on?

Lis: Neil, dude, you missed it! Trey over there starts flipping shit and fell on his back!

Trey: Right, first it was the ankle, now it's my back. Anyway, now that we're all here, let's get down to business.

''Neil sits down at the picnic table and turn to face Trey, who is presenting them pictures and drawings. Lis and Neil sift through the files as Trey talks''

Trey: So, I decide to investigate a new neighbor of mine who just busts out of nowhere, builds a big...fancy house, and starts doing government shit-

Lis: "Government shit"?

Trey: Yeah, according to those files Neil got, he's got exempt plates and he drives one of them German muscle cars and stuff.

Lis: *To Neil* Is he for real?

Neil: Gotta be, assuming they're the same files I got from that fed's car-

Trey: You're righter than right when you say he's the "real deal". Hell, I even figured out something. Hold up a second.

''Trey walks into his house. As he's inside his garage, Lis and Neil talk amongst themselves''

Lis: So, Lis, you got these files for Trey?

Neil: Yeah. Evidently some fed was holding onto them, so if a fed's got something on you, it's the real deal.

''Trey then walks out of the garage, wheeling out a whiteboard with "G.A.Y." written on it. The two of them direct their attention to the whiteboard as Trey talks''

Trey: Alright guys, take a look at this.

The two stare at the whiteboard for a few seconds before Lis calls out

Lis: "Gay"?

Trey: Yes, exactly! It's one of those abbreviation. See? Ghost...Alien...Yates. Does it all come together now!? This government guy is here to investigate ghosts and aliens in Yates County!

Neil: So, if this guy is here to investigate aliens and shit in Yates County...what's he doing here in Fitzgerald County?

Trey: I don't know, uh...shit. Maybe he's trying to keep a low profile or something? I dunno. But regardless, this means that you're gonna have a lot more feds snooping around town, getting in my business, getting in your business-

Lis: I don't want no fucking cocksucking feds snooping in my business!

Trey: Well fuck dude, let's get 'em!

Lis: We'll take my car, Neil, you drive!

The three of them cheer as they run over to Lis' car

''The player gains control of Neil. The player is instructed to enter Lis' station wagon as Lis & Trey enter''

''The player enters Lis' station wagon. The player is instructed to drive to the mansion. During the drive, a conversation erupts''

Trey: We're doing it, dudes! We're finally doing it!

Lis: Hell fucking yeah! Gonna take out some feds and get our shit back on track!

Neil: Trey, where's this guy live?

Trey: Ah, just west of here, up around the mountains.

Neil: So, how're we gonna get in? I mean, the guy's gotta have security-

Trey: Less than you'd think. All he's really got is just a home security system.

Neil: "Less than you'd think"? That's more than I got!

Trey: You live in a trailer. Anyway, it's something that's gonna get in our way unless we hack it offline.

Neil: Got any ideas?

Trey: Yeah. Lis, you still good with computers?

Lis: How good you asking?

Trey: Say, being able to take security cameras and other shit offline? I mean fuck, you're always on that computer all the time.

Lis: Shit, afraid not.

Trey: Well then, guess it's time for plan "B".

Neil: What's plan "B"?

Lis: Go in with guns blazing like a badass!

Neil: Oh boy.

''The player arrives at the house. Upon arrival, Lis and Trey automatically exit the car and fire at a couple of guards. While doing so, Lis yells out to Neil''

Lis: Once we get rid of these guys, we're going up their wall!

''After the player kills the guards, the player is instructed to climb up a ladder along the side of the wall to the house with Lis & Trey. After doing so, The three of them speak to each other''

Trey: Right, let's go up that there ladder.

Neil: What kind of fed just leaves a ladder set up along a wall?

Lis: A fucking faggot one, that's for sure.

''The player reaches the top of the ladder. After reaching the top, a short cutscene occurs''

''Neil climbs onto the rooftop balcony with Lis and Trey. They all duck down and look around, eventually finding a glass door leading into one of the bedrooms. They approach it as they talk  amongst themselves''

Trey: That's a fancy door.

Lis: Fancy doors come down fancilly.

Lis kicks the door open as the three of them sneak around the house with their guns drawn, talking amongst themselves

Trey: Damn, this guy must have it made for himself.

Neil: Wonder where he got all his money from.

Trey: Ripping off other people's taxes, no doubt.

''Suddenly, the lights turn on, startling the three of them. They then notice a figure, Will Bauer, standing near the lightswitch, wearing a grey sweatsuit and holding a wine glass''

Willem: How the fuck did you get in?

''Suddenly, Trey and Lis begin panicking. Neil runs into a hallway, and Trey & Lis runs out the door they came from''

Lis: The mission's compromised!

Trey: *Same time as Lis* Fucking shit!

''Neil runs down the hallway, trying to find her way out. he comes across a staircase leading down, tripping and falling down the steps, with the screen fading to black once she hits the bottom step. The scene then cuts to a POV of Neil, who is being dunked underwater in Will's pool. Eventually, Will brings Neil back up as he's gasping for air''

Will: I'm gonna ask you again, what's your business here?

Neil: I don't know! I got railroaded into-

<p style="text-align: center;">Will dunks Neil underwater for a few more seconds before bringing him back up

Will: Now, I'll try to be civil with you. I don't know who the rest of your buddies are, but I know who you are. Neil Myall, lives in a trailer park, and it seems as though your buddies know who I am, right?

Neil: Aren't you a fed?

Will: What-no. I mean, I sell to them, but am I them? No. Now answer me this, who're you?

Neil: You just said who I am-

Will: No, I mean, what do you do, yeah? What makes you want to go out with your friends, kill some people, and break into people's houses?

<p style="text-align:center;">Neil thinks for a few seconds before responding

Neil: I don't know...but what makes you want to do...whatever it is you're doing?

Will: Run guns? I'll tell you soon enough-

Neil: Soon enough?

Will: Of course. I've got your name, your address, and if I need a reason, I can find where your buddies live. Smell the coffee Neil, forget about whoever else you were working for, because you work for me now, got it?

<p style="text-align:center;">The scene then cuts to Neil walking off of Will's property, muttering to herself

<p style="text-align:center;">''Mission Passed. After passing the mission, Neil automatically calls Trey''

Trey: Stop calling my phone, you fucking stalker!

Neil: What-no, it's me, Trey.

Trey: You're alive? I thought that fed had your phone-

Neil: Yeah, well, that fed turned out to be some fucking gun runner from Germany or something, I don't know. But whatever the case, I'm stuck with him, so thanks.

Trey: You're stuck with him? Shit, I'm sorry about that-

<p style="text-align:center;">Neil hangs up