Easy Rider

Easy Rider is a mission in the mod.

Objectives

 * Go to the Neo Nazi compound and find the chopper


 * Bring the chopper back to the bar

Script
''Neil walks up to his mailbox and sorts through his mail. As he sorts through it and reads them out as he goes through them, a biker sneaks up behind him with a bat, unknown to Neil''

Neil: Bill...bill...bill...when did I start getting Bill's mail? This here's mine, though-

''Suddenly, the biker swings at Neil' head, knocking him out and cutting the screen to black. The screen then fades back in as Neil regains consciousness in a biker bar, The Celtic Cross, tied to a chair. Rob Cassidy, the vice president of the Celtic Crosses, is looking at Neil as he speaks to him while a group of other bikers surround him''

Rob: Well, if it ain't who I think it is. *To other biker* This the one who wrecked our lab?

Biker: Yep-

Rob: Well, say it ain't so! A fucking cocksucker comes out of nowhere, thinks he can get some kicks out of stealing my product! Gone in sixty seconds! Who do you think you are!? Who!? Who!? Who!?

Neil: *Interrupting Rob* Calm down, yeah? How'd you find out it was me, and how'd you find out where I live? And thirdly, that thing with the heroin, that was just business, alright?

Rob slowly walks circles around Neilas he talks

Rob: For your first question, I got my boys all over the place in those woods. You can't hike, you can't light one up, you can't even shit without us finding out. And for the second one-

''Rob lunges at Neil, causing him to panic and fall back in his chair. All the other bikers laugh as Rob speaks''

Rob: Word travels right quick in a small town. You walk around my town like you own it!

The other bikers pick Neil back up as Rob talks

Rob: You don't even run this town! I've been running this town long before you came up and started stealing from me and my club! Now, Neil, right?

Neil: Yeah-

Rob: Neil, it's about high time you repay your debts to us, and help restore some vibrance to the local community, if you know what I mean.

Neil: Look, uh...

Neil leans forward to read Rob's nametag on his vest

Neil: Rob, we're both businessmen, wouldn't you agree?

Rob: What do you mean?

Neil: You have a business doing...biker stuff, whatever. Bottom line, you had heroin, my employer needed the aforementioned heroin, so I liberated yours. Inflation, they call it. I took yours away to give the ones already in circulation more value, know what I mean?

Rob thinks for a few seconds

Rob: I don't know a thing you said, but the bottom line is that it's a very...fucking awful thing for you to kill my men, good men I might add, and steal my drugs.

Neil: Yeah...sorry.

Rob: Sorry ain't gonna cut it.

Rob looks at his watch and pulls out a knife to cut Neil free, talking as he does so

Rob: But this will. Some white supremacist scumbags stole the president's hog and are keeping it at their compound, probably gonna turn it into a generator for Y2K-

Neil: You aren't the president?

Rob: Soon enough. Anyway, go there, and do to them what you did to us, bring his bike back to us, give it more...value, you said?

Neil looks around at the bikers and leaves the bar

''The player gains control of Neil. The player is instructed to go to the Neo Nazi compound''

''The player arrives at the Neo Nazi compound. Upon arrival, the player is instructed to bring the president's chopper to the bar, fighting through attacking Neo Nazis to get it''

''The player brings the chopper back to the bar. After doing so, a short animation plays''

''Neil parks the bike in front of the bar. After doing so, he gets off as another biker gets on the bike and calls out to him''

Biker: Good job bringing the bike back. Rob told me to tell you that you ain't off the hook yet, though.

Neil: Oh, shame.

The biker rides away on the bike

Mission Passed